Tuesday Club Nights

The Kyneton District Old Time Dance Club will be holding their usual Tuesday Club Night on March 17, should there be any change to the club nights in regards to the COVID 19 Virus situation the club committee will publish additional posts. Please check the website Homepage, Facebook Page or Blog to keep up to date.

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  1. So pleased to receive your news letter, some good news some sad we are keeping well and occupying ourselves as best we can, so grateful for video calls from family and we have 5 oโ€™clock drinks via video on Saturdays keeping in touch with friends via the phone has been great too.

    Omg, this is Too Funny!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
    Sir, she said “You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
    Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
    Who would know if he touched them?
    He couldn’t resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
    What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don’t have nice things like this.
    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
    “What happened?” he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
    “The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”
    “MEN NEVER LISTEN”
    Hahaha! ๐Ÿ˜„
    โ˜…ยจ`*โ€ขโ™ซ.โ€ขPass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. โ™ซ ..โ€ข* โ˜…
    Love to all miss you all terribly ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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